Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby That SOmebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct

That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.


Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
 


That Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.



Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .

That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.



Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. 
  
That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.



Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.

 
That Somebody doesn't have five children.



Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ......
 
That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.



Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery . 

 

 

 

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .

That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.


Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .. That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ....  
 
That Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her .

That Somebody isn't a mother.